I was riding my bike yesterday and I came across a guy walking his dog. Just as I passed, the dog squatted to take a crap. Before the tiniest little inkling of poo escaped the dog’s ass, the man had a plastic bag at the ready and was already bending down. Now, this is a normal occurrence these days and I applaud the man for cleaning up after his pet.
Still, the thought occurred to me. How rich would I have to be to have someone follow me around with a plastic bag to clean up my crap whenever I felt the urge to squeeze one out? Seriously, how much would you have to make to do that for a living….yet people do it everyday for free. I guess I’m just not a dog person.